This is a long post.
Like holy crap long.
I’m not going to tag anyone and force them to sit down and do this…but it’s honestly a hilarious tag.
And a cup of tea.
Okay, let’s get started!
Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Open, because I leave the closet light on.
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Even though I’ll never use them again, I totally do, because I’m a little bit of a hoarder like that.
Do you sleep with you sheets tucked in or out?
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I wanted to always steal the little L maps inside of the pink line, and I had always gottenso close but he would never let me because they were dirty. Yet he and his friends were on an infinite quest to steal a police barrier thing, to the point where Bernie would carry a little hand saw with him!
Do you like to use post-it notes?
Only at work!
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Yes, I am a total coupon hoarder.
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Do you have freckles?
Do you always smile for pictures?
Not really. I’ve been told it looks unnatural when I pose and smile.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
PEOPLE WHO ARE LATE
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
When I was a little girl!
Have you ever peed in the woods?
What about pooped in the woods?
Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
I need the music.
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
How many people have you slept with this week?
LIKE HAD SEX????????
I fell asleep on a bench at the library while Ashley sat next to me studying for anatomy, if that counts.
What is this question tag, and what have I signed myself up for?!
What size is your bed?
What is your song of the week?
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Do you still watch cartoons?
Totally Spies is my guilty pleasure.
What’s your least favourite movie?
The Human Centipede movies, although I have never seen them.
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
On the top of one of the mountains in Sa Pa!
What do you drink with dinner?
Water or a Sprite, if I’m feeling bad.
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
What is your favourite food?
I have a lot… but right now I’m craving cheese fries.
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
If I was paid enough, yes. I have student loans and rent to pay! Lol, kidding.
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Wrote Max a letter jokingly but I never sent it!
Can you change the oil on a car?
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Ever ran out of gas?
Favourite kind of sandwich?
A cuban. I’m not a huge sandwich person.
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
What is your usual bedtime?
Are you lazy?
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
What is your Chinese astrological sign?
How many languages can you speak?
English, Vietnamese, Spanish.
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
JustFab sends me magazines, although I bought one pair of shoes…. once.
Which are better, legos or lincoln dogs?
Are you stubborn?
Who is better, Leno or Letterman?
Ever watch soap operas?
Does Jane The Virgin count?
Are you afraid of heights?
Do you sing in the car?
Depends with who!
Do you sing in the shower?
Do you dance in the car?
I never am in my own car, because I live in the city. And I think my Uber drivers would have something to say…
Ever used a gun?
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
A long time. A year or two?
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
They’re a guilty pleasure.
Is Christmas stressful?
Ever eat a pierogi?
Yes, they’re sooo good!
Favourite type of fruit pie?
Key lime pie.
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Pediactrician, reality tv star, journalist.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Take a vitamin daily?
No…don’t tell my mother.
Wear a bath robe?
I own one but I never wear it!
What do you wear to bed?
I do not remember. The last one I went to was when I went to see Miley!
Wal-Mart, Target, or Kmart?
Nike or Adidas?
Cheetos or Fritos?
Cheetos, hands down.
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Ever heard of the group Tres Bien?
Ever take dance lessons?
I took a dance class, which verified that I am a terrible dancer.
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Neurosurgeon. I don’t know why, it’s always been a gut feeling!
Can you curl your tongue?
Ever won a spelling bee?
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I have, and then I laugh manically which is honestly a really scary sight.
Own any record albums?
Own a record player?
Regularly burn incense?
Ever been in love?
Who would you like to see in concert?
What was the last concert you saw?
Hot tea or cold tea?
Tea or coffee?
Sugar or snickerdoodles?
I dislike both.
Can you swim well?
I can’t swim!
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Are you patient?
Not even a little bit.
DJ or band at a wedding?
Ever won a contest?
Ever have a plastic surgery?
Which are better, black or green olives?
Can you knit or crochet?
Best room for a fireplace?
The living room.
Do you want to get married?
If married, how long have you been married?
Not married. Except to this blog.
Who was your HS crush?
This rude ass boy named Matt K. He led me on, and then told everyone that I was weird and stalked him.
And because I was 15, I blogged about my huge crush on him and everyone read it and thought I was a weirdo. And he said that I would be ugly forever and have a weird blog…WHAT NOW, MATT?
I am cute now, and I have a bad ass blog. SO HA.
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Do you have kids?
Do you want kids?
What’s your favourite colour?
Do you miss anyone right now?
MY CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND ASHLEY AND MY GODDAUGHTER ELLA.
Whew, that was a workout!
I tag anyone who wants to do this tag!