The Unabridged Sass….MAGAZINE??

I just want to say that first of all, this isn't going to be a regular feature. I was brainstorming new blog post ideas and I thought of doing a "get to know you post" which led to the questionnaire inspired by generic female magazines. And if you guys know me, you know that every… Continue reading The Unabridged Sass….MAGAZINE??



(My two dream men, Donald Glover and Jack Falahee...I think Chrissey Gambino, Chrissey Glover, or Chrissey Falahee have a nice ring to it) ***I feel like I should preface that this post is all in good humor, and that I am not actually serious. The Director of The Unabridged Sass is currently looking for a… Continue reading POSITION AVAILABLE: Blogger Boyfriend

“Hot, But Old”

I was walking down the street the other day (I may or may not have been on my way to get an apple cider donut), nonchalantly walking and listening to music. (I've been non-stop listening to Fashion by The Royal Concept because it's so damn catchy, and because I imagine my life to be like… Continue reading “Hot, But Old”

Fall Lipstick Time (My Favorite Fall Lipstick)

It is officially fall, which means FALL LIPSTICKS. I'm freaking.  I didn't hesitate for a moment to put on my favorite FALL LIPSTICK (sorry I'll stop with the caps, guys) this morning. The funny thing about this lipstick though, is that I bought it this summer at the only Ulta I go to in Chicago… Continue reading Fall Lipstick Time (My Favorite Fall Lipstick)

I’m Lowkey Boring And Wear The Same Makeup Every Day

  I have a typical relationship with makeup--wore too much eyeliner in middle school, didn't really know what I was doing in high school so I didn't really wear too much, mom who was low maintenance gave me makeup tips that sufficed. Then I went to college, learned how to do my own makeup with… Continue reading I’m Lowkey Boring And Wear The Same Makeup Every Day

The First PSL of the Season

(Low key, my eyebrows look¬†awesome¬†in this picture) It's been a weird transition time, weather-wise. I finally pulled out my first shirt-dress of Autumn 2016, and NEARLY convinced myself to wear the dark green suede lace-up booties that go perfectly with all of my fall clothes. I opted for my trusty Charming Charlie flats, though. I… Continue reading The First PSL of the Season