The Unabridged Sass Version of a Summer Classic, The Tomato Sandwich

I walked into the break room today about to eat a cookie--instead I walked out with a tomato sandwich. There are certain foods that absolutely scream simplicity, chicness, and breeziness, and this is one of those foods. It is the quintessential summer sandwich, the most Goop/Preserve/Honest/Martha Stewart/Barefoot Contessa-y of all sandwiches. It's Harriet the Spy's…

I Love GoPuff (And Not Just Because They Totally Saved Me)

Because who needs guys when you can get @benandjerrys delivered by @gopuff #millennialspinsters pic.twitter.com/4bv4LDIzxT — Chrissey (@unabridgedsass) August 14, 2016 I found out about GoPuff about a month ago, through what else...social media. People were constantly tweeting and sharing pictures of this revolutionary company that is essentially going to eradicate convenience stores everywhere. Now don't get…

Italian Fest 2016–I Love Sangria and Pasta

After lots of work, stress, and a whole lot of being busy, I was definitely more than relieved when my friends said that we should go to Italian Fest last night. I love Festa Italiana, I've gone every single year (multiple times even!) since I've moved out here. It's quite possibly my favorite event of…

Bare Faced, But My Brows Are Non-Negotiable

I feel like there is a picture of every blogger out there without makeup--mostly by their own choice. I have absolutely no problem walking around without makeup on, but my eyebrows are non-negotiable (tutorial soon!) Ya girl definitely needs to run a brow pencil (my current love is Benefit's Goof-Proof! in number 3) through those…

Someone Design A Green Coat, Already!

I wear a lot of green. And even before I adopted my signature color, the moment I saw Blair Waldorf's green coats on Gossip Girl...I wanted a green coat! A cheerful, chic, fashionable, classy green peacoat (or cape!) that would perfectly accent my autumn/winter wardrobe. And I know it's Mid-August, but I can't help but…

The Eyeshadow Choice for My Eyes

I was on love you, mean it's Twitter last night, and I couldn't help but notice her icon photo! Which favorite young sassy Chicagoan also sports that green/olive smoky eye look?! YA GIRL, Chrissey!   As you've all seen from my everyday makeup tutorial (My Everyday Makeup… In Snapchat Tutorial Form), I wear a daytime casual/messyish olive-y…

My Everyday Makeup… In Snapchat Tutorial Form

  @JackieOProblems makes me wanna do a makeup tutorial but I feel like I'm too boring for it — lil c (@meanlittleasian) July 14, 2016 I feel like since Kylie Jenner posted her Snapchat makeup tutorial, everyone has been making one. And when I saw Jackie Oshry post her Snapchat makeup tutorial, I totally wanted to film one…