POSITION AVAILABLE: Blogger Boyfriend

(My two dream men, Donald Glover and Jack Falahee...I think Chrissey Gambino, Chrissey Glover, or Chrissey Falahee have a nice ring to it) ***I feel like I should preface that this post is all in good humor, and that I am not actually serious. The Director of The Unabridged Sass is currently looking for a…

Say Yes to Adventure

It's so easy to be comfortable, and it becomes even easier to tolerate things. I'm a huge proponent of personal growth and moving forward, but sometimes you get to this point where you know that there is no more moving forward...so instead of finding a new way or a new adventure, you just get comfortable.…

I Love GoPuff (And Not Just Because They Totally Saved Me)

Because who needs guys when you can get @benandjerrys delivered by @gopuff #millennialspinsters pic.twitter.com/4bv4LDIzxT — Chrissey (@unabridgedsass) August 14, 2016 I found out about GoPuff about a month ago, through what else...social media. People were constantly tweeting and sharing pictures of this revolutionary company that is essentially going to eradicate convenience stores everywhere. Now don't get…

(Another) Super Quick Outfit Post–Blair Waldorf Vibes

I have yet another super-quick outfit post for everyone! I think that I'm going to do what Emily of Cupcakes and Cashmere does, and just post a picture for each day of the week, because constantly posting short snaps is a little bit tricky! Forgive me, as I navigate the logistics of all of this...…

Five Hours on the Phone With Tech Support and Payroll Support…

A super short post--I bought this super versatile midi dress that I've been wearing everywhere (more on that later), and I paired it yesterday with a loosely knit crochet top to make this cute little pairing that I wore to work. Literally, yesterday I was on the phone for like, five hours straight with tech support and…

My Everyday Makeup… In Snapchat Tutorial Form

  @JackieOProblems makes me wanna do a makeup tutorial but I feel like I'm too boring for it — lil c (@meanlittleasian) July 14, 2016 I feel like since Kylie Jenner posted her Snapchat makeup tutorial, everyone has been making one. And when I saw Jackie Oshry post her Snapchat makeup tutorial, I totally wanted to film one…

I Admit It–I Love Snapchat Filters

(Different days, same dress though--hahahaha) I effing love the Snapchat filters (my favorite by far has to be the golden butterfly one, it makes me look like a superwoman goddess child), and no matter what people say, I will always love them. People are always quick to say that they're stupid, immature, childish, catfish-y, and…